Cardinal Truths

The top 25 Cardinal Truths from our holiday cards published over the last decade.

  1. “Share your wisdom not your prejudices.” Unknown
  2. “Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” Will Rogers
  3. “Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.” Unknown
  4. “The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.” Croft M. Pentz
  5. “Common sense isn’t.” Unknown
  6. “He who laughs, lasts.” Mary Pettibone Poole
  7. “Wisdom does not always come with age. Sometimes, age comes by itself.” Unknown
  8. “Life is cheap. It’s the accessories that’ll kill you.” Unknown
  9. “90% of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at.” Unknown
  10. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” Franklin P. Jones
  11. “The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.” John Jenson
  12. “No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” Voltaire
  13. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘damn, that was fun’”. Unknown
  14. “The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin
  15. “The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.” David Gerrold
  16. “Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.” Franklin P. Jones
  17. “Progress always involves risk. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.” Unknown
  18. “A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.” Doug Larson
  19. “The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.” Franklin P. Jones
  20. “In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” Thomas Jefferson
  21. “Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.” Erma Bombeck
  22. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.” Will Rogers
  23. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” Unknown
  24. “Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” Franklin P. Jones
  25. “Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.” Doug Larson

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